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One night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private. They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner.

Following this conversation President Obama asked “Michelle, why was he so interested in talking to you.” She mentioned that in her teenage years, he had been madly in love with her. President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant” to which Michelle responded, “No, if I had married him, he would now be the President.”

Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

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*buy from Givenchy instead of going to family life

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he seems cool, go France!

(newly elected President, François Holland)

I never cry, unless big corps like P&G pay millions to make me

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kitties makin me happy

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~simply amazing~

The Overlook’s maze from The Shining. We are so talented! ❤ (Taken with instagram)